One Star Yelp Reviews of Michelin Starred Restaurants, Alinea Edition

We've had some fun w/ Grant Achatz here over the years, but until we proposed a look at one-star Yelp reviews of Michelin-starred restaurants, but we feel a new sympathy, as research suggests that some of the folks who want to eat at his restaurants are gigantic assholes. One S.S., for instance: 

"Last but not least, the hostess who 'greeted' us on that late night of September 30th 2011 needs to be retrained. Its not polite to look at your guests up and down as if scanning to see if they are suitably dressed. My wife's 6 month old left shoe costs more than she makes in a month and I am certain, is at least as intelligent."

Bask in the whole thing here: