Via Kat Kinsman, two snaps with Guiteau Monday all over them. For one thing Guy Fieri's Korean BBQ wing sauce. Something called "Korean BBQ wing sauce" is actually probably playing to Fier's culinary sweet spot, even if it has little to do w/ Korean BBQ, or wings. But! To the left, Larry The Cable Guy's Meatloaf seasoning? Also, evidently Ms. Kinsman was trapped in some sort of Island of Misfit Toys for ill-starred vanity celebrity food concepts. But it gets worse:
Presumably, there were meetings. There were focus groups. There were test batches of this that people ate. There was a marketing plan. To get people to buy Larry The Cable Guy's Beef Stroganoff Dinner. There was someone who saw an untapped market in the masses yearning to eat a meal consisting of ground beef added to a box of noodles endorsed by an entertainer with a grating faux-redneck persona. And now, this box sits on a shelf, costing a dollar, a monument to the vanity of human wishes. Also, does this mean Larry The Cable Guy is a rocket scientist? Questions to ponder on a Guiteau Monday.
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