Forget Oreos, eat Longhorn uterus shaped cookies.

Sometimes you say, "what up, Internet?", and sometimes the Internet just tells you what's up. In rapid succession, this, at left, and this, a thing that allows you to make a cookie cutter in the shape of anything you can draw on a computer. Given the current attempt to impose Redneck Sharia on the bodies of Texas women, and the many folks standing against that, baking a tray of cookies shaped like the Longhorn uterus seems like a good way to refresh the bodies and spirits of the folks standing up for Texas women.