So I mentioned on the Twitter that I'd gotten an alarming press release about a new steak house that read like a series of threats rather than a promotion for a restaurant a sane person would want to visit. Inquiring minds asked how this could be.
Well, a Dallas location. (Are there still kids who carry those little boxes at Halloween to raise money so there can be steak houses in Dallas?)
But there is so much more:
"Chef [Redacted] will prepare his signature C-Vap cooked burgers, praised for their perfectly medium-cooked insides foregoing the heavily charred edges that regular pan preparation causes."
Medium-cooked insides, and an absence of charred edges? I've eaten that burger, but on the Jersey Turnpike, what else can you do?
And be sure to save some room for dessert:
"Guests will enjoy modernist desserts including "Cheesecake 2.0" with cheesecake mousse and ice cream, liquid graham crackers and berry foam."
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