So these stickers exist. They are real, thanks to some peerless photoshopping from Penny Pascal.
Here are the remarks by Mr. David Ortiz that inspired these:
“All right, Boston:
This jersey that we wear today, it doesn’t say Red Sox. It says Boston. We want to thank you, Mayor Menino, Governor Patrick, the whole police department for the great job that they did this past week. This is our fucking city. And nobody gonna dictate our freedom. Stay strong.”
-David Ortiz, April 20, 2013
The Gurgling Cod is not selling these, but is happy to send one to you. You can twitter at thegurglingcod, or email fesser at the gmail dot com, or comment below. Give me an address, via Twitter or at fesser at gmail and I'll send you a sticker or two. All I ask is that you tell me what you are doing to help. In times of crisis, helpers are important. You might be a first responder. You might keep people fed. You might have staffed a strategic Dunkin Donuts during the lockdown. You might make a point of sleeping with first responders. You might be a teacher or a bartender with jittery patrons. You might have fed distraught runners burritos. You might have sent some money to a charity. You might have explained to someone that these clowns have as much to do w/ Islam as those funeral picketing mofos have to do with Jesus. You might have kept your kids from being too scared. You could do something positive, like, right now, and then email me for a sticker with a cuss on it. Just holler, and let me know.
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