THE GURGLING COD

Cooking With Coolio

It is exactly what it sounds like. He shows you how to make a caprese salad, cussing more than most TV chefs. 2008 will be remembered as the year when Coolio* had a cooking show in production, and Emeril did not. (Thx to Addison, Gastronobooks, and the whole Internet, which will melt because of this for sure.)

*Last I looked, still the only rapper ever to namecheck Catfish Hunter.

Seen your video.

Evidently, The Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) developed by DARPA of the United States Department of Defense was the world's first operational packet switching network, and the predecessor of the global Internet. Today, this technology allows the creation of elaborate interspecies fantasies involving G----a D------s and two rabbits.

SFW, unless your W is really persnickety about cleavage, or cooks who look soulfully into your eyes while grating carrots. Tip of the fin to Chow.

Take that, Thomas Keller!

Eff French Laundry. 2007 is all about Laundry Italiano:
 
So focused!