Gordon Ramsay -- The Smoky Tornado?

We all cringed at the news that Gordon Ramsay had scorched his nuts, even if the word "comeuppance" occurred to those of us who were skeeved out at the revelation that Gordo was known to cook commando. However, from here, it looks like focus, rather than inattention. Up to the nut scorch, it had been a tough stretch for the pottymouthed impressario. What better way to get attention off of your struggling restaurant and embattled TV show than to set one of your own testicles on fire? Well played, sir -- well played.